Old People

[verse] grandpa stop beating me with your German crafted leather belt haven't I Soiled myself enough today I didn't mean to knock over your dentures I swear it was an accident you worked the tobacco fields real hard and God damn you still got a swing but please stop cuz my ass is starting to sting [chorus] bring your salt I'll bring the wounds burn the flag and break some rules old people are funny when they fall down even more funny when no one's around for all your life they talked down to you So allowing them to lay in a pool of their own piss it's the right thing to do yeah hey it's the right thing to do [verse] older now and things are different but grandpa man he's still an asshole old age doesn't always mellow them out in fact many elderly people I know are quite bitter but that's their problem not mine he's in a retirement home now and I'd never visit if I had the chance how's it feel now old man now you're the one shitting your pants! [Repeat chorus] [bridge] maybe I'm kidding maybe I'm not but old folks get on my nerves a lot maybe I'm kidding maybe I'm not but old folks get on my nerves a lot maybe I'm kidding maybe I'm not but old folks get on my nerves a lot except for Grandma cuz her beef stew ROCKS!!!! [Repeat chorus] [end]