[Verse] Cat, oh Cat, you think you're all that With your pretty face and your brand new hat But you can't compare to Dwight, no not even close He's got a signed picture of Dana Delorenzo [Verse 2] You try to sing, but you're out of tune Your guitar playing's like a dying loon Dwight's got the talent, he's got the style And that signed picture, it just drives you wild [Chorus] Cat, oh Cat, you can't compete With a signed picture like that, you're obsolete You'll never be as good, no matter how hard you try Cause Dwight's got Dana, and that makes him fly