What's the problem? Your dad and mom, they don't have to intrude My life is mine, horizontally and vertically Nobody has anything to do with it And so what if I smoke, drink Get home late? You're not a saint either, you like to have fun You eat badly, take pill after pill Risking your own life to lose weight But I work, I'm not a slacker While you criticize, I travel the world Your daughter loves me She doesn't even notice my flaws, in bed Have you looked at your husband? Who's he with? With your secretary, who you decided to hire You measure people, mother-in-law By what they're worth While your husband traded you for less than half (if you know what I mean) I bought a house, three dogs Already thinking about treatment Calm down, my daughter, you won't have anything to complain about Half employee, half mom, half foundation, half kids, and 90% of me I'll leave my inheritance to her, the one who wanted to marry me.