Texas Hold Em

This ain't Texas (woo), ain't no hold 'em (hey) So lay your cards down, down, down, down So park your Lexus (woo) and throw your keys up (hey) Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (stick around) And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you Come pour some sugar on me, honey too It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now, woo, huh (woo) There's a tornado (there's a tornado) in my city (in my city) Hit the basement (hit the basement), that shit ain't pretty (shit ain't pretty) Rugged whiskey (rugged whiskey) 'cause we survivin' ('cause we survivin') Off red cup kisses, sweet redemption, passin' time, yeah Ooh, one step to the right We headin' to the dive bar we always thought was nice Ooh, run me to the left Then spin me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind This ain't Texas (woo), ain't no hold 'em (hey) So lay your cards down, down, down, down So park your Lexus (woo) and throw your keys up (hey) Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (stick around) And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you Come pour some sugar on me, honey too It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (woo) And I'll be damned i