(Verse 1) Yo, I’m on a mission, pixelated ambition, In the game world, I’m a king, no permission's condition. In Stardew Valley, sowing seeds with precision, While dishes in my sink stack, there's no decision. Master chef on Overcooked, I'm never shook, Kitchen’s a disaster, just take a look. Harvestin' crops in Minecraft, I'm the mayor, My lawn’s a jungle, yeah, I need a slayer. (Chorus) In the game, I’m pristine, like a clean machine, But in real life, chores stay unseen. Virtually tidy, reality’s a pity, Irony’s alive, split-screen city. (Verse 2) House Flipper renovator, I’m never late-a, But my home’s a mess, where's the savior? Animal Crossing crib, lookin' so nice, Real-life pad’s a gamble, rollin' dice. Laundry in The Sims, folded, every piece, Own room's chaos, can’t find peace. Digital realms, I’m a hero, never tired, IRL chores? Man, I ain't inspired. (Chorus) In the game, I’m pristine, like a clean machine, But in real life, chores stay unseen. Virtually tidy, reality’s a pity, Irony’s alive, split-screen city. (Bridge) Chore lord on a virtual board, Clean up mess, no discord. Fable’s fables, fixin' tables, Real-life dust, no labels. On a farm in Harvest Moon, dawn till noon, Real garden’s a weed-filled dune. Fantasy land, I’m the tidy man, Reality’s irony, you understand? (Chorus) In the game, I’m pristine, like a clean machine, But in real life, chores stay unseen. Virtually tidy, reality’s a pity, Irony’s alive, split-screen city. (Outro) Game on, headset on, cleaning worlds till dawn, Digital legend, chores never gone. Real life dreaming, hand to lend, Irony, we play, never end. Virtually neat, reality’s discreet, Pixels and chores, find my retreat.