No hotdog Buns!

**(Verse 1)** In a world of order, where the rules confine, Eris, sweet goddess, shows us the divine, With a wink and a grin, she disrupts the day, Turning chaos to laughter, in her wild, wacky way. **(Chorus)** Eris, oh Eris, we’re following you! Spreading the discord, breaking through, “It's all a big joke, and that’s how it runs!” Shouting it loud—“And no hot dog buns!” **(Verse 2)** She dances in the shadows, with mischief and flair, Flipping tables of reason, filling the air, “Confusion is the game, so let’s all play along,” In her cosmic playground, we can’t go wrong. **(Chorus)** Eris, oh Eris, we’re following you! Spreading the discord, breaking through, “It's all a big joke, and that’s how it runs!” Shouting it loud—“And no hot dog buns!” **(Bridge)** With chaos as our compass, we’ll venture anew, “Wisdom through folly,” it’s the path that is true, In the absurdity, we find our delight, Join the dance of discord, we’ll shine through the night. **(Verse 3)** So raise your glass high, let’s toast to the fun, In the name of Eris, let the chaos begun, “Why not be absurd? It’s all in good cheer!” Together we’ll revel, with no room for fear. **(Chorus)** Eris, oh Eris, we’re following you! Spreading the discord, breaking through, “It's all a big joke, and that’s how it runs!” Shouting it loud—“And no hot dog buns!” **(Outro)** So let’s laugh and let loose, embrace the divine, With Eris as our guide, everything’s fine, In the dance of the discord, our spirits will soar, With Eris beside us, we’ll always want more! [spoken] 'To the fairest' μῆλον τῆς Ἔριδος