[Intro] I thought we had a deal, I thought you’d remember… But here I am, it’s freaking December. [Verse 1] The summer faded, the autumn came, I left one simple request, who can I blame? The pumpkins rotted, the leaves all fell, But nobody called, texted, or rang the bell. Now the frost is here, the year’s almost done, I missed October, November—every bit of fun. I woke up to snowflakes and Christmas cheer, But where the hell was everyone last year? [Hook] I thought I made it clear in the fall, Now I totally overslept through it all. The leaves are gone, the snow’s on the ground, Why didn’t anyone wake me? I’m freaking out! [Verse 2] I missed the hayrides, the pumpkin spice, The costumes, the bonfires—man, that would’ve been nice. The football games, the chilly breeze, Instead, I snored through it all—what a tease. You could’ve tapped my shoulder, called me on Zoom, But no, I’m stuck here in my darkened room. November’s gone, and the turkey’s too, Guess Black Friday deals weren’t meant for you-know-who. [Hook] I thought I made it clear in the fall, Now I totally overslept through it all. The leaves are gone, the snow’s on the ground, Why didn’t anyone wake me? I’m freaking out! [Bridge] Was it too much to ask? Was my song not enough? Didn’t I spell it out? Or was that too tough? Now I’m here in December, feeling betrayed, While the holidays mock me, and the bills go unpaid. [Final Chorus] I thought I made it clear in the fall, Now I totally overslept through it all. The turkey’s gone, the cider’s all drank, Now I’m stuck with regrets and no one to thank. [Final Chorus 2] I thought I made it clear in the fall, Now I totally overslept through it all. The leaves are gone, the snow’s on the ground, Why didn’t anyone wake me? I’m freaking out! [Outro] Next year I’ll just set an alarm on my phone, ‘Cause clearly, I can’t trust you to leave me alone. Wake me up… no, seriously this time, wake me up.
