[INTRO] [VERSE 1][MALE VOICE] I'm trapped in this slideshow, can't find the door Click-click-click, I can't take it no more. Bullet points raining [gun shot], drowning the flow, Graphs and pie charts, where did my mind go? [VERSE 2] Endless slides, it's a shit-tastic parade Color schemes clashing, my retinas are slayed. Transitions spinning (WEE) like a disco ball, This fonts so tiny, can't read it at all (WHAT!?). [PRE-CHORUS][BUILD-UP][RAP] The presenter's droning, a monotone fine, Are all caps titles an arrest-able crime? The pointer's lagging, I'm losing my mind, Death by PowerPoint, wish I was blind. HELP ME! [CHORUS][JOINT VOCALS][SUNG] Slide by slide, I’m losing my mind Data overload, I'm in a bind (bind) Click me out, save me from this plight, Death by PowerPoint, it’s a losing fight. Can't break free, Got a hold on me, Death by PowerPoint, the misery!! MISERY! MISERY! [VERSE 3] Pixelated clip art, coming to visit, Flowcharts so complex, shit's quantum physics (ZOOM). Tortured by word art, is that a cow? Death by PowerPoint, this is my life now!! [VERSE 4] The title reads "Summary," but far from confirmed, Incoming appendix to diminish my returns. Back grounds clash like a neon storm, Fonts in Comic Sans, breaking the norm. [PRE-CHORUS][BUILD-UP][RAP] The presenter's droning, a monotone fine, Are all caps titles an arrest-able crime? The pointer's lagging, I'm losing my mind, Death by PowerPoint, wish I was blind. HELP ME! [CHORUS][JOINT VOCALS] Slide by slide, I’m losing my mind Data overload, I'm in a bind (bind) Click me out, save me from this plight, Death by PowerPoint, it’s a losing fight. Can't break free, Got a hold on me, Death by PowerPoint, the misery!! MISERY! MISERY! [BREAKDOWN] [INTROSPECTIVE SINGING][BUILD-UP] "Any questions?" echoes, the silence is thick. No one’s awake, but they fake it quick. The presenter smiles like they’ve won the war, Death by PowerPoint, I can't take it no more. [RAP] I'm like an Amazon Delivery package - I've come from the streets I'm not made for this desk - I'm not made for defeat Death by PowerPoint - You will see I'm not trapped in here with you, You're trapped in here with me!!!! [CHORUS][JOINT VOCALS] Slide by slide, I’m losing my mind Data overload, I'm in a bind (bind). Click me out, save me from this plight, Death by PowerPoint, it’s a losing fight. Can't break free, Got a hold on me, Death by PowerPoint, the misery!! MISERY! Alt-f4 me right on outta here... [outro][fadeout]