Summoning Bop

Shoo-wop, shoo-wop, in the cavern’s glow, Where the air feels cold and the mushrooms grow. We brought the wine and a cursed trombone, Tonight we’re raisin’ something unknown. Ohhh, light the fire, draw the sign, We’re dancing with doom and we’re feeling fine! Shoo-wop, shoo-wop, tap your feet in time, It’s a summoning party, baby, divine! Step to the left, lay the goat skin flat, Circle ‘round twice in your pointy hat. Drop that chalice, let the red stuff drip, But don’t spill it on your shoes—it’s a mess to fix! Ohhh, light the fire, draw the sign, We’re chanting in Latin and it’s sounding fine! Shoo-wop, shoo-wop, tap your feet in time, It’s a summoning party, baby, divine! (Ooooooh) The candles flicker, the floorboards creak, Our demon’s peeking, but he’s kinda weak. (Shoo-be-doo-bop) Give him snacks, maybe summon his dad, He’s got no horns—now that’s just sad! Ohhh, light the fire, draw the sign, We’re sipping on chaos like a sweet red wine! Shoo-wop, shoo-wop, tap your feet in time, It’s a summoning party, baby, divine! Shoo-wop, shoo-wop, hear the cavern hum, The end of the world, but we’re having fun. Shoo-wop, shoo-wop, yeah, the void’s in sight, But we’ll shimmy on down ‘til the morning light!