Santa's Got This

[Verse] Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick a tree, But Santa's sleigh can fly at Mach three. Chuck's hand can split a bullet clean, But Santa eats all'em cookies, no crumbs seen. [Pre-Chorus] Chuck can swim through land, that's clear, But Santa says, "Ho-ho, hold my beer." [Chorus] Santa's got this, no need to fear, Chuck Norris, step aside, Santa's here. With a "Ho-ho-ho" and a jolly cheer, Santa's magic brings us all near. [Verse] Chuck can count to infinity twice, But Santa's list is checked, precise. Chuck can slam a revolving door, But Santa's gifts leave kids wanting for more. [Pre-Chorus] Chuck can divide by zero, dear, But Santa says, "Ho-ho, hold my beer." [Chorus] Santa's got this, no need to fear, Chuck Norris, step aside, Santa's here. With a "Ho-ho-ho" and a jolly cheer, Santa's magic brings us all near. [Bridge] Chuck can make onions cry, it's true, But Santa's got elves who make toys for you. Chuck can win a staring contest with the sun, But Santa's joy is second to none. [Pre-Chorus] Chuck can do the impossible, year after year, But Santa says, "Ho-ho, hold my beer." [Chorus] Santa's got this, no need to fear, Chuck Norris, step aside, Santa's here. With a "Ho-ho-ho" and a jolly cheer, Santa's magic brings us all near. [Outro] So this Christmas, let's make it clear, Santa's the legend, year after year.