There once was a small bright green seed. An elephant urinated on it, so it was pushed deep into the soil. One day it grew Oh it grew into a beautiful green bush And one day many many days after that one day the bush blossomed and it grew oh it grew there big flowers and inside each flower was a creature a tiny little being. In the first flower there was a tiny little dentist In the second flower, a proctologist and in the third flower an anal bead. the proctologist grabbed the anal bead and ran away so, we are left with the dentist. the dentist grew into a great big fully mature fully developed dentist. and as he grew, his dentist god told him One day my son one day you will grow into a great big dentist with a glasses and a dental chair if your own And for many days after that you will save many people’s you will encourage smiles and you will cause people to kiss and sometimes have babies generations of babies all because of you so i will bless you with a special gift a grape seed with some oil now fuck off and get your fuckin clients drunk you dumb child. and so it was as the temperamental god foretold the dentist grew into a great big dentist he eventually fucked off