[verse] I don't understand this pronoun thing Or why my adult kids won't talk to me Or why my wife won't make love to me any more Or why I keep waking up on the floor [chorus] So I hitch my wagon to a political movement All my problems are because someone else To hell with self-improvement Gonna hate whoever fox tells me to I'm not the problem it's you [verse] I used to have friends, but they all moved on Said I got too angry, said I was wrong But I'm the victim, I'm the prey The whole damn world's just gone insane [Bridge] Burn the books, ban the gays Blame the kids, change the days History’s fake, facts are woke Jesus saves now pass the coke [chorus] So I hitch my wagon to a political movement All my problems are because someone else To hell with self-improvement Gonna hate whoever fox tells me to I'm not the problem it's you [Verse 3] They tell me I'm strong, they tell me I'm right They give me a villain, they give me a fight I got a flag, I got a gun They say the war has just begun [chorus] So I hitch my wagon to a political movement All my problems are because someone else To hell with self-improvement Gonna hate whoever fox tells me to I'm not the problem it's you [Outro] Used to be sad, now I'm just mean Lost in a world that don’t want me Maybe the problem was always me ...but I’ll die before I set myself free