Gobshite

Oh, British Dave, with the curly hair, Disappears like a ghost, he's never there. He pops back up like some magic trick, But all he does is talk about cricket He’ll ask me to “pass the bloody tea,” Then disappear for three weeks, it’s just me at the 3 He's got all these quotes that don’t make sense, Like “Blimey, that’s too much fence!” Oh, British Dave Oh British Dave Disappears all the time Comes back and treats me like a slay- Oh wait I guess I shouldn't say that Cause my supervisor is black But in my garden, Dave's a hoe Innit funny when I say that? Innit funny when I say that? And innit funny how we laugh at All his stupid mannerisms Like "oi guvna, I guess we back in business?" "You blokes have got me knackered Chuffed, gutted, I'm bloody gobsmacked" "Don't make me boil a kettle and put on the new football match" Oh, British Dave Oh British Dave Disappears all the time Comes back and treats me like a slay- Oh wait I guess I shouldn't say that Cause my supervisor is black But in my garden, Dave's a hoe Innit funny when I say that? Oh, British Dave (innit!) Oh British Dave (innit innit innit innit!) Innit funny when I say that British Dave's an ass hat He likes crumpets and scones his wife's got the bigger bone Innit funny when I say that? Looks just like my ass crack I wish he would go home But England said no take backs Innit funny when I say that? And innit funny how we laugh at All his stupid mannerisms (innit, innit, innit) Like "oi guvna, Ill munch your asshole for a biscuit?" He'll do it all just for the biscuit British Dave is a magician One moment there and then he's gone But wait, that's kinda messed up innit? Innit, innit, innit, innit, innit, innit, innit, innit, innit, innit, innit, innit innit, innit, innit, innit Innit, innit, innit, innit, innit, innit, innit, innit, innit, innit, innit, innit innit, innit, innit, innit