(Alternative Rock – Sarcastic & Melodic with a Punchy Chorus) Verse 1: I was just a kid when they showed the first tease, "Coming soon"—man, what a disease. Now I’ve got a job, got bills to pay, And Hytale’s still MIA. Pre-Chorus: They built the hype, but they won’t press play, Guess we’ll all be old and gray. GTA’s dropping, Star Citizen too, Even Riot’s MMO’s more likely than you. Chorus: Still waiting, still aging, still holding my breath, By the time it drops, I’ll have none of me left. Hytale’s a myth, a promise long gone, Maybe my grandkids will get to log on. Guess I’ll pass it down to my family tree, "Maybe one day, kid, you’ll play it for me." Verse 2: I was in college when I joined the hype, Now I’m in traffic, stuck in real life. Checked the news, got my hopes up high, “Development Update!”—oh cool, more vibes. Pre-Chorus: They built the hype, but they won’t press play, Guess we’ll all be old and gray. GTA’s dropping, Star Citizen too, Even Riot’s MMO’s more likely than you. Chorus: Still waiting, still aging, still holding my breath, By the time it drops, I’ll have none of me left. Hytale’s a myth, a promise long gone, Maybe my grandkids will get to log on. Guess I’ll pass it down to my family tree, "Maybe one day, kid, you’ll play it for me." Bridge: Maybe one day, when I’m pushing a cane, They’ll finally drop it—but it won’t be the same. And if I don’t make it, just carve on my grave: "Still waiting for launch day…" Outro (soft, fading out): Still waiting… still waiting… Even Duke Nukem got a release date… Still waiting for Hytale forever.