Beverly Hills Ninja Rap

A terrible shipwreck put a sacred legend in motion When a little bassinet fell in to the ocean It washed up safely on the shore of Japan It was discovered by the Tengu warriors...a ninja clan. They took in the child, they named him Haru They began his training, but his passion was food! He was a big fat ninja, around 300 pounds Usin' sais to make kebobs, his sensei just frowned. He was supposed to be the great white ninja that was prophesized Not a clumsy fool that was super sized Haru had no skill, he had no mojo They always left him behind to guard the dojo But one fateful night a woman arrived, lookin hotter than fire She had come looking for a ninja to hire. She thought her boyfriend Martin Tanley had killed her sister. Try as he might, Haru couldn't resist her So he agreed to see what all he could do She gave him the plate of Tanley's Limo, 3 5 1 0 2 I don't know how he did it, but Haru ran down that plate. But he couldn't get inside the compound, the klutz got his Gi stuck on the gate! Turns out Tanley was into so much stuff it wasn't even funny. It wasn't just murder, he was the leader of a gang that had bought plates to print counterfeit money. Haru couldn't sit this one out. He told his sensei that Sally Jones was in trouble. He needed to get to Beverly Hills on the double. Sensei was skeptical but what could he do? There was no wannabe ninja more determined than Haru. Haru was destined to help his Dove Sally So he hopped up on a truck headed for the airport. Next stop Cali. I'm not gonna outline the whole movie for you, It's one of my favorites, with some really funny dudes. Chris Farley, Chris Rock, WIll Sasso is in it too. It's also got Nicolette Sheridan and Robin Shou Carve out 90 minutes, and you can watch it tomorrow If you can find a player, I've got the VHS you can borrow!