Quirky

Why is the world like this? Like what? Always on devices. Why aren’t you? They’re a waste of life! (Gasps) No! You’re just weird! No, he’s more than weird! He’s crazyyyyyyyy! Am not! You won’t even look up from your phones when dancing! You’re crazy! You’re weird! Quirky! And crazy! I’m just enjoying life! Is that so wrong! Yes! I’m enjoying life! Me too! User541 just posted a pic of their lunch! Aaaaaaaah! I have to see! I wanna juice as much out of life as I can, I don’t want to waste it, Staring at User541’s lunch! Oh-oh. It looks so good! I wish I was him! Me too- AND It’s been like this ever since I was born, Even before, Everybody’s been obsessed with their phones! Uh-oh And nobody wants to talk to me! ‘Cause you’re crazy! People call me crazy! Oh! But I’m just unique! Crazy! Unique! Same thing! I’m unique! I’ll squeeze everything out of life, And do you want to know why? Why? ‘Cause I’m not obsessed! Obsessed! With Oh-oh-oh-oh! My Oh-oh-oh-oh! Phoooooooooooooooooooone! Phones! I’m not obsessed with my phone! (Thud)