Simon Wardley

Verse 1: Oh, Simon Wardley came on by, To show us how to strategize, oh my! With maps that plot your business course, From Genesis to commoditized force. He said, "Don’t fret if you feel lost, Just map it out and save the cost! From racks to clouds, it’s all a game, But first you gotta learn its name!" Chorus: Oh, we'll be Wardley mapping today, Plotting those value chains all the way. From custom-built racks to AI hacks, We’ll simplify it all, come what may! Verse 2: It all began with Sun Tzu’s view, "The landscape’s key to what you do!" He mapped out battlefields for war, Simon thought, "I can map much more!" So CEOs who lost their way, Could finally have a better day, With maps that show which path to choose, You’ll never, ever, have the blues! Chorus: Oh, we'll be Wardley mapping today, From Genesis to product, come what may! Disrupt the scene, or just stay lean, Let’s evolve the game we play! Bridge: You’ve got your kettles and your racks, Why custom build? Just check the facts! With maps to guide your every task, No need for business-y balderdash! Verse 3: So if your podcast’s feeling slow, Map your process, watch it go! Automate the filler fluff, Leave the personal bits that make it tough! From AI cuts to YouTube views, Map out the parts that you should use. And when you’re done, you’ll feel so smart, Wardley mapping is just the start! Chorus: Oh, we'll be Wardley mapping today, With Simon’s maps, we’re finding our way. We’ll sail, shoot, and fly, but never ask why, As we Wardley map our day! Outro: So if you’re lost or in the dark, Just grab a map and leave your mark! Like Simon’s son in his helicopter, You’ll soar, you’ll glide — oh what a shocker! (And remember: It’s not a graph, it’s a map!)