Mr. Robert’s, a monkey

We were working at an advertising agency When they announced they’d hired a new executive His name was Mr. Roberts. He had the nicest office in the place I think the CEO gave up his office to this… Monkey! Cos that’s what he literally was. A chimpanzee! with a phone extension Who made three hundred thousand dollars a year! We wondered if we’d ever see Mr. roberts But all we saw was banana peels One time in a creative pitch They said Mr. roberts flung his… feces! His feces! on the creative director Feces! on the account planner Feces on the media lady?! He was a… Monkey! A chimpanzee that’s what he literally was. An ape with a phone extension Who made three hundred thousand dollars a year!