[Verse] When I am not thinking about Barney I am busy pretending to worship his total monstrosity From the sandworms who feast upon arrakis To the eels excavated from sand [Verse] In between dietary crucifixions The space worms eat a lot of spinach High in Iron Low in cholesterol Bloodlust fully sated [Chorus] Bruno is always Curious It's a tragedy he's not in space Busy contemplating a journey into Sunflowerness Charlotte's Web Damn You and Yours [Bridge] My train feet glide over dominoes My twelve gauge clearing my shadows like a pair of cloudy days A month ago I fixed myself into a sandwich Ten pounds of meat faux poultry shaped [Verse] Akin to the buttocks of my better times When I was young I told myself one day I'd find love Now I lay my head next to her As the Soloist's cadenza in Grieg's Concerto in A Minor whispers me to sleep [Outro] Au Revoir Mme. Kitty Into the Cave I Wander once more To Wander until I wander into a wooden box filled with dirt where I'll continue pondering to be Blonde
