Yo, man!... (Yo...) Open up, man... (Yeah, what do you want, man?...) My wife just caught me... (You let her catch you?...) I don't know how I let this happen... (With who?...) Naw man, it wasn’t like that... (What do mean not like that?...) Well, *chuckle* Honey came home and she caught me red-handed, not doing any of my chores…(what?) Picture this, I was there cross-legged, Playing on the living room floor… (oh) How could I forget that she was getting off of work early? All this free time I thought I had was only a fantasy… (How can ya claim,) (You're the king of ya own villa?) (When she do the cleaning, (and you live like a gorilla.) (Kick ya out the sack,) (take your blanket and ya pilla.) (On the couch ya sleep,) (wrapped up like caterpilla.) (Get the two playa if you want to play…) (Like a Shoota game, she can kill ya all day…) (Let controlla be the words you can’t say…) (But if she claims first playa, ) (tell her no way…) 'ight. Left the dishes on the counter (whoopsie me) Laundry sitting on the sofa (whoopsie me) Thought I had at least an hour (whoopsie me) Thought I was being clever(whoopsie me) Not so quick when I'm olda (whoopsie me) Guess I shouldn’t have told her (whoopsie me) I’d clean the restroom and shower (whoopsie me) Now my friends can’t come over. (Oh man!) Honey came home and she caught me red-handed, not doing any of my chores… Picture this, I was on the last level, About to beat the highest score… I had tried to watch for her but she was too sneaky. Why did I think that I could do all the things that I said I’d clean? (What?!) (Make da wife mad,) (she turn into T rex.) (never will ya seein') (What she gonna do next.) (She'll hide ya controller, ) (sell ya games on the ‘net.) (Best ya be believin’,) (You won't have another chance.) (Why don't ya go big,) (And make up for ya mess?) (A hole you be diggin',) (If'n don't think fast.) (Ya all tied up,) (Playin' video games.) (Don't look her in the eyes,) (Cause ya know she insane…) All the dishes on the counter (whoopsie me) Laundry chilling on the sofa (whoopsie me) Thought I had at least an hour (whoopsie me) Now free time is over. (whoopsie me) Icy stare getting colda (whoopsie me) Don't say a thing about dinna (whoopsie me) Think of something that's funny (whoopsie me) Wrong idea start running! Honey came home and she caught me red-handed, not doing any of my chores… (oh, man) Picture this, I was there cross-legged, Playing on the living room floor… How could I forget that she was getting off of work early? All this free time I thought I had was only a fantasy… I should tell her a funny story, Take her mind off it all... She'll remember that she loves me And we won't have to brawl. We should go out for dinner, Since you're working so hard. You've been wanting something fancy And I have that gift card... Honey came home (oh no!) and she caught me red-handed, not doing any of my chores…(oh no!) Picture this, I was there cross-legged, (oh no!) Playing on the living room floor… (oh, no!) How could I forget that she was getting off of work early? (Work early!) All this free time I thought I had was only a fantasy… (a fantasy) Honey came home and she caught me red-handed, (not doing any of my chores…) Picture this, I was there cross-legged, (Playing on the living room floor…) How could I forget that she was getting off of work early? (Work early) All this free time I thought I had was only a fantasy… (a fantasy) (Oh no!) Honey came home (caught me red-handed) Didn't do any chores... (Oh no!) Honey came home!! (Caught me red-handed)... (Oh no!) Honey came home... Honey came home... Honey came home...