[ominous spoken voice] "Welcome good traveler to the World's Fair" [Intro] [guitar riff builds, eerie harmonized melody over galloping drums] [Verse 1] Step inside, weary traveler, your journey's at its end, Rest your weary feet now, and relax my newfound friend. Your every breath I savor, your trust a precious gift, Welcome to my labyrinth, where sanity will twist. [Chorus] Welcome to my hotel of pain Check in, you won't check out again Lay your head and drift to sleep Your soul is mine for me to keep (HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA) [Verse 2] Your key awaits, good stranger, to a room that's just your size, But heed the drafts that linger—as you rest your weary eyes. The walls, they hum with secrets; the floorboards sigh and creak, I'll be the hand to guide you, into this castle of mystique. [Chorus] Welcome to my hotel of pain Check in, you won't check out again Lay your head and drift to sleep Your soul is mine for me to keep (HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA) [menacing guitar solo] [Verse 3] Oh, the screams that fill these chambers, a symphony divine, The melody of terror, every note is truly mine. I’ve built a kingdom thriving on your gullible consent, A marvel for the ages, a monument to death. [Breakdown] [Bridge] The air turns cold, as time draws near My grip takes hold, your final fear Scream all you want, no one will hear The abyss awaits your final prayer. [Chorus] Welcome to my hotel of pain Check in, you won't check out again Lay your head and drift to sleep Your soul is mine for me to keep (HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA) [Outro] [guitar solo wails over slow, descending riff; faint screams in the background as the music fades] So thank you, gentle stranger, for placing trust in me, For the Hotel of Horrors is your final legacy. [fade to end] [end]