Give me a second, I I need to find my other shoe It might be in the Uber or that porta-potty at the zoo My bestie’s crying 'cause she lost her vape I gave a stranger all my fries and told him he was soulmate-shaped and I know I DM’d my ex last night Just to ask if he still likes shrimp fried rice And yeah, I kissed that random girl 'Cause she said she liked my curls And now she’s texting me like we’re a thing? So if the cops show up again Tell ‘em we’re just manifestin' Blame the full moon or our signs Tonight We were dumb Tried to twerk in platform pumps Split my dress and lost my gum Yeah, we really were that dumb Now I know I can’t drive in heels I thought the steering wheel could feel My aura—then I crashed into a yoga sign at Trader Joe's But our friends are back With boxed wine snacks So toss that shame and laugh ‘Cause we’ll just say it’s all a vibe and move on fast Tonight We were dumb Tried to moonwalk on a drum Told my crush he looked like gum And then I made that weird tongue hum Tonight We were dumb Tried to FaceTime with my thumb Texted “yasss” to my mom’s nun Yeah, we really were that dumb I told a bush my secrets And it told me I’m a queen Then I tried to buy a ferret with expired Sour Cream I painted on some eyebrows Then I hugged a parking cone And cried because it listened more than any guy I’ve known Tonight We were dumb Used a churro as a wand Asked a guy if he liked swans Then proposed to his step-mom Tonight We were dumb Tried to pole dance on a plumb Wrote a song about our crumbs Yeah, we really were that dumb Tonight We were dumb Tried to FaceTime with my thumb Texted “yasss” to my mom’s nun Yeah, we really were that dumb Oooh oooh—ahhh ahhh We made a mess, but we looked hot Oooh oooh—ahhh ahhh No clue what we did but we gave it a shot Oooh oooh—ahhh ahhh We laughed, we cried, we maybe got banned But we’d do it again with a drink in our hand We were dumb… And we were legendary.