Poopin' All Around

[intro] This is a song about poopin'. here we go! [verse 1] Some people take a crap and some people take a dump, sometimes it's really runny and sometimes it's in a clump, poopin' at the store and poopin' in the park, wake up late at night and you'll be poopin' in the dark! poopin' in the bathroom can only be so fun, when I'm in a marathon I'm poopin' on the run! poopin' in a public place can make you want to hide, it's embarrassing if somebody shouts "OH MY GOD, WHO DIED?!" [pre-chorus] I'm takin' the train and going to brown town, when I'm done with Poopin' I'll be sure to flush it down, when I'm constipated it's hard to push it out, if it's clogging up the toilet I will not hang about! [chorus] poopin' poopin' poopin', poopin' All around, poopin' poopin' poopin', hit every spot in town! poopin' poopin' poopin', I've gotta go right now, if somebody else is in there you'll be poopin' with a pal! [verse 2] poop is just a thing that happens when you eat, if you have no place to live you'll be poopin' on the street, when I'm on schedule I'm poopin' seven days a week, sometimes when my poop is large I have to take a peek! poop into a bag and put it on the stairs, light it with a lighter without a single care, ring the bell and run is all that's left to do, watch them stomp it out while they get poop under their shoe! [chorus] poopin' poopin' poopin', poopin' All around, poopin' poopin' poopin', hit every spot in town! poopin' poopin' poopin', I've gotta go right now, if somebody else is in there, you'll be poopin' with a pal! [verse 3] take your time to poop and do not push too hard, dogs don't poop inside the house they're poopin' in the yard! coffee makes you have to poop you just might need to worry, When you finally take a poop it comes out in a hurry! poop comes in all shapes and sizes it can truly make a mess, The greatest place to poop's at home it really is the best! I have to take a break to poop when I am at work, Poopin' when I'm on the clock it is my favorite perk! [chorus] poopin' poopin' poopin', poopin' All around, poopin' poopin' poopin', hit every spot in town! poopin' poopin' poopin', I've gotta go right now, if somebody else is in there you'll be poopin' with a pal! [Verse 4] You should only take a poop while you're sitting on the pot, Some poop is really smelly and other times it's not, If you're lactose intolerant, your stomach will be churning, When spicy food's for dinner, your butthole will be burning, If you ever hear your stomach rumble don't ever take a chance, If you do there will be poop running down your pants, sometimes you push real hard and you only get a turd, when you least expect it, you'll get pooped on by a bird! (you little ASSHOLE!) [Outro] Yeah, this is really immature. and pretty gross. but... it's awful catchy, isn't it?