(verse) Had a wild night at the zoo I think I got too drunk was looking for a lady with some junk in the trunk I should have went to the bar Or Stayed at home with my Atari Don't go looking for love While you're up on a safari (Chorus) There's a naked monkey In my bed with me this morning But monkeys don't wear clothes Either way this is a warning Last night things got a little bit crazy God nobody went and called the cops Or heard it through the vine No more drinking banana schnapps (Verse) I'm not her trainer but I trained her This primate makes a prime mate All about that monkey business Either way I think I started the planet of the apes She really likes her jungle music And She's always throwing crap She she never wants to shave down stairs But And I'm okay with that (Chorus) There's a naked monkey In my bed with me this morning But monkeys don't wear clothes Either way this is a warning Last night things got a little bit crazy God nobody went and called the cops Or heard it through the vine No more drinking banana schnapps (Verse rap spoken) Yeah you know it We all love a big woman And We all love gigantic women too She swung right into my heart I'm bananas about this girl Yea uh uhuhuh whooo.. (Guitar solo) (Chorus) There's a naked monkey In my bed with me this morning But monkeys don't wear clothes Either way this is a warning Last night things got a little bit crazy God nobody went and called the cops Or heard it through the vine No more drinking banana schnapps