To be a man

[Verse 1] Got up this morning, with the sun in my eyes, Put on my slippers, 'cause I'm that kind of guy. Took out the trash, felt like a hero in disguise, I'm the man of the hour, with the prize. [Chorus] 'Cause I'm a real man, doing what real men do, Walking the dog, tying my own shoe. I'm a real man, watch me go, Flipping the burgers, mowing the lawn like a pro. [Verse 2] I change the light bulbs, I can fix a leaky tap, When it comes to manliness, I'm the king of the map. I sort the recycling, without a single mishap, Give me a manual task, I'll conquer it in a snap. [Bridge] Oh, I can cook an egg, and I can fry a pan, I can do the laundry, like no other man. I vacuum the floors, and I dust the shelf, In the world of menial tasks, I outdo myself. [Verse 3] I stand in the supermarket, figuring out the best deal, Picking out the ripest avocado, now that’s real. I assemble furniture, without breaking a sweat, I’m the master of chores, the best you’ve ever met. [Chorus] 'Cause I'm a real man, doing what real men do, Setting the thermostat, and unclogging the loo. I'm a real man, just watch me soar, With a grocery list, I rule the grocery store. [Chorus] 'Cause I'm a real man, doing what real men do, Setting the thermostat, and unclogging the loo. I'm a real man, just watch me soar, With a grocery list, I rule the grocery store. [Outro] So here’s to the men, who do it all, With every little task, we stand tall. We're real men, in our own right, Turning everyday chores, into a victorious fight.