I only ate three Galaxy Burgers

(Verse 1) Well, I walked into the Riv'side Café, hungry as can be, Ordered up three Galaxy Burgers, but now everyone's looking at me, I took a seat at the counter, tried to act real cool, But something's got folks whispering, like I broke some kinda rule. (Chorus) I only ate three Galaxy Burgers, so why's everybody staring at me? Did I eat 'em too fast or too slow, or is there something they don't see? I swear I'm just a hungry soul, with an appetite wild and free, I only ate three Galaxy Burgers, why's everybody staring at me? (Verse 2) I didn't mean to cause a scene, didn't mean to turn no heads, But now the whole place is buzzing, like I did something they all dread, I just wanted some comfort food, to fill my empty belly, But now it seems I'm the talk of the town, and that's just downright silly. (Chorus) I only ate three Galaxy Burgers, so why's everybody staring at me? Did I eat 'em too fast or too slow, or is there something they don't see? I swear I'm just a hungry soul, with an appetite wild and free, I only ate three Galaxy Burgers, why's everybody staring at me? (Bridge) Maybe it's 'cause I asked for extra cheese, or maybe 'cause I licked the plate clean, But whatever the reason, I can't help but feel like I'm in some crazy dream. (Chorus) I only ate three Galaxy Burgers, so why's everybody staring at me? Did I eat 'em too fast or too slow, or is there something they don't see? I swear I'm just a hungry soul, with an appetite wild and free, I only ate three Galaxy Burgers, why's everybody staring at me? (Outro) So next time you see me in that old diner booth, Eating my Galaxy Burgers, just remember the truth, I'm just a simple guy, with a simple appetite, I only ate three Galaxy Burgers, so let's keep it light. (Electric Guitar Solo) (Instrumental Outro) (End)