Calm Down

Ohhh, okay, yeah… yeah… I should totally calm down… Tell me more, wise one… [Verse 1] "Cool your jets, babe"— oh, is that so? "Take a chill pill"— wow, didn’t know! "Simmer down now"— what a thought! Mmm… guess I should just stop. (HA!) [Pre-Chorus] Deep breath in… hold it… let it go… Oh wait, did I fix it? Noooooo. "Unclench your jaw"— sure, why not? Would you like to also tell me how to walk? [Chorus] Oh, calm down? That’s your take? Like it’s easy—piece of cake? Breathe in, breathe out—just like that? Wow, so simple… imagine that! [Verse 2] "Why so tense?"—gee, no clue! "Try to smile"—just for you? "Take a seat"—yeah, I just might… Front row view while I do what I like! [Pre-Chorus] Deep breath in… hold it… let it go… Oh wait, did I fix it? Noooooo. "Unclench your jaw"— sure, why not? Would you like to also tell me how to walk? [Chorus] Oh, calm down? That’s your take? Like it’s easy—piece of cake? Breathe in, breathe out—just like that? Wow, so simple… imagine that! [Bridge] "Ooooh, I’m fine…" (uh-huh) "Totally calm…" (no doubt) "Zero stress…" (yeah, right) "Fixed my mess…" (what a sight!) [Final Chorus] Oh, calm down? That’s your take? Like it’s easy—piece of cake? Breathe in, breathe out—just like that? Wow, so simple… imagine that! Oh, calm down? That’s your take? Like it’s easy—piece of cake? Breathe in, breathe out—just like that? Wow, so simple… imagine that! [Outro] "Oh, I’m soooo calm now… just… zen… totally fixed…"