
Python Zen
**[DJ Funky hip hop scratching intro]** **Yo Pythonista, let’s kick it!** *[beat drops]* *Zen, Zen, Python* *Zen, Zen, Python* **[rap vocals]** Alright stop, import and listen Python’s back with a brand-new edition Code so smooth, makes me code rightly Flows like a script, daily and nightly Is it gonna break? Yo, I don’t think so Write it in Python, watch it flow To the extreme, I refactor like a vandal Debugging bugs, no more mess I can’t handle Read it, get to the point, code pure, no faking Eat up those errors like syntax bacon Eloquent, simple, syntax tight Python’s so clean, gives me delight **[dj scratching]** If there’s a problem, yo I’ll debug it Check out the docstring while the function does it! *Zen, Zen, Python* *Zen, Zen, Python* **[Funky catchy melodious bass]** Now that the shell is jumping All the lines check out, and my tests are pumping Quick to the point, no time for confusion Keep it clear, Python’s the solution Burning errors with elegance so nimble Go crazy when I see that simple symbol **[funky bass solo]** And a for-loop that’s smoother than silk My code runs right, like a stream of milk Rolling in with Python 3.9 With my functions tight and my style refined Following PEP 8, so sublime Comments concise, now that’s prime Kept on, pursuing to the next line Indent four spaces, keep my code fine Modules imported, it’s ready to go My Python code has that natural flow **[dj scratching]** Keep it readable, modular, don’t you know Explicit, beautiful — let that Zen show Write it once, run it for life Python’s got that syntax right If there’s a problem, yo I’ll debug it Check out the docstring while the function does it! *Zen, Zen, Python* *Zen, Zen, Python* **[funky bass solo]** Take heed, 'cause I'm a code poet Readability counts, just in case you didn’t know it Python's here, with elegance and grace Syntax so clean, puts a smile on my face My functions are like a carefully laid plan Simple is better, complex if you must, man Get it right, keep it simple, that's my jam Python’s the way, doesn’t give a damn For your complex hacks and cryptic game With Python's Zen, I’m rewriting the frame **[dj scratching]** Variables clear, functions defined Python’s got style, it’s one of a kind If my code was a drug, I’d sell it in bulk Run it once, baby, this is the Python funk If there’s a problem, yo I’ll debug it Check out the docstring while the function does it! *Zen, Zen, Python* *Zen, Zen, Python* **[funky bass solo]** *Zen, Zen, Python* *[music slowly fades to end]* **[dj scratching, funky bass solo]** *End.*
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