[Verse] Forgoing any formalities I'd like to thank you for your hospitality No excuses or apologies Explaining why there's a hole in my head [Chorus] So thank you for waiting with us this long I know you have a toilet you could get back Where it's warm And the seats are covered in gold Wow Look at the time I hope that things are settled by now This is all so unprofessional and Believe me I'm as ashamed as yourself [Verse] I was told these buttons are a gateway to paradise And this is excruciating So please let me in I'm prepared to pay for the electricity That this machine uses [Verse] And now I'm ushered out of the door While I have found my inner peace Could anyone spare some change or a pound While I bob along with the trees? [Verse] To help me find longer-lasting Gratification To make sure this time I actually come up [Bridge] Or forever hold your silence No more for the But thankfully There are no thoughts of violence On any other occasion And this is just a hypothetical A way of expressing You wouldn't know how close you've come To seeing the pieces come from out of my head