The Perfect Man

[Verse 1] Hey ladies, you want the perfect man? Go for a crossdresser, he’s got a plan. You can have your own private "slumber parties," If he wears a skirt, it’s easy access, see? [Chorus] He’s the one who understands, With a wardrobe that expands, He’s your girlfriend and your man, A crossdresser, he’s your plan. [Verse 2] You can double your wardrobe if he’s the same size, He’ll never be unfaithful, he’s the other prize. You always have a girlfriend to shop and have lunch, He’ll rarely have that scratchy afternoon stubble, hunch. [Bridge] He won’t tear your lingerie when taking it off, A man in a dress is a good cook, don’t scoff. Finally, the toilet seat will always be down, He knows the right way to love, and he’ll never frown. [Verse 3] If he buys clothes for you, you know he’ll get the right size, You have a girlfriend-boyfriend who doesn’t get PMS, surprise! You have more excuses to shop, and he’ll even carry the bags, When he says, “Honey, you look beautiful,” you know he really means it, no drags. [Verse 4] He might be easier to shop for, love shopping with you, Not only for you to try on dresses, but try on some himself, too. He’ll never protest being a dress model and trying on a dress when you need it hemmed. He loves shopping with you and watching you try on clothes, so gemmed. [Bridge] He knows how to treat a lady gently and respectfully, He loves dressing up and having long chats, so sweetly. Dress him in a “French Maid” uniform, and you’ll have a housekeeper for the day, He’s the perfect man, in every way. [Outro] So there you have it all, the reasons he's a catch. (Yeah, he's a catch) Don't get scared just hold on tight, it's those qualities that caught your sight. Don't you worry what some strangers say, in the end it's him that'll make your day.