Mr. Collins New 02B - FINAL -- Fixed (Remastered)

[intro] [piano intro] [pre-verse] [Melocholic] My name is Mr.Collins I know I’m often ignored. Not the most intelligent of men, such a bore. Not handsome – not romantic – nothing less and nothing more But, dear dear me, here’s what I believe is true --- When it comes to love and marriage --- Don’t try to know too much --- about the why --- and the who --- and the what. [verse] I’m five and twenty – and set for life. Yes, I demean myself --- I don’t think twice. It was Lady Catherine who gave me the living My first – my last – no regrets – no misgivings. [bridge] I truly think ---- it’s more than worth a mention That Lady Catherine has such affability --- such condescension There’s no one like her --- I could speak of her all day Sometimes I do --- When there’s nothing else to say. Sometimes I do --- When there’s nothing else to say. [Chorus] I’m Mr. Collins – a man in the pink I’m not such a fool --- as people think. My demeanor suits me – I find it often pays. Playing my part – and getting my way. [verse] The Bennet girls are fine --- as fine girls go But they won’t do for me --- It would never work you know The Bennet girls are fine --- as fine girls go But they won’t do for me --- It would never work you know Someday I’ll be the master --- of this fine old estate And then it’s best that no Bennet’s --- remain in place. [bridge] Miss Elizabeth Bennet thinks I’m a clown (laughter) Of course, I actually wanted her --- to turn me down It’s all so amusing --- I have to confess But I know what I’m doing -- and Charlotte is the best [chorus] I’m Mr. Collins – a man in the pink I’m not such a fool as people think. My demeanor suits me – I find it often pays. Depend upon it – I’ll get my way. [outro] Oh – such affability – such condescension I’ll play my part --- and get --- your ---- attention. [end]