The Jabber Man (Jabber)(Jabber)(Jabber)

[Verse 1] Tip tip, tippy-tappy, toopy-woopy doo, Here comes the Jabber Man, coming after you! With a snicker and a snicker-snap, slipper and a spoon, If you’re being naughty, He'll see you really soon! [Chorus] Oh, the Jabber Man’s coming with his tip tap tippy, Round and ground, with a flip flap flippy, To the carnival you’ll go, with a wiggle and a wiggy, And turn, turn, turn to a squeaky little piggy! [Verse 2] Zoom-zoom, bippity-boom BOOM, trippy-trappy trip, Jabber Man wiggles his slippy nippy tip. He’ll twiddle and a twaddle, and a whirly-whirly-woo, And mischievous boys and goi-irls turn into piggy poose! Poose! Shoose! Floose! Shoose! Poose! [Chorus] Oh, the Jabber Man’s coming with his tip tap tippy, Round and ground, with a flip flap flippy, To the carnival you’ll go, with a wiggle and a wiggy, And turn, turn, turn to a squeaky little piggy! [Bridge] A Piggy wiggy diggy and a diggy diggy poo, Liggy wenya siggy and a woodle doodle loo, Come here lil piggy, widdle liddle foo, We'll be rakin' in the bacon or the bacon will be you! [Verse 3] Whiz, whiz, wibble-wobble, tip-tap-tee, If you listen closely, you can hear them squeak with glee! From naughty little boys to the sweetest little piglets, Jabber Man’s watching you like savory little jiblets. [Final Chorus] Oh, the Jabber Man’s coming with his tip tap tippy, Round and ground, with a flip flap flippy, To the carnival you’ll go, with a wiggle and a wiggy, And turn, turn, turn to a squeaky little piggy! [Outro] So drip drip listen, listen close, to the tippy-tappy tune. If you hear the Jabber Man bee and neef the slippy dippy moon. Better be good little ones ang don’t you dare wiggle diggle diggle jig. Or you’ll be a scrumptious, succ-u-lent, sizzle-ing, delicious, little-pig!