Hog Wheels' Cyber Rodeo

[Verse] Hog Wheels rolls along, in his old piggy chair, He’s round as a barrel, and he’s got time to spare. With a keyboard and screen, in his cluttered piggy den, Makin’ sure All Elite’s got a loyal cyber friend. [Chorus] Hog Wheels, Hog Wheels, rollin’ through the cyberdust, Defendin' AEW with a snort and trust. From his rural pigsty, to the global online scene, Hog Wheels is the hero of this wrestling dream. [Verse 2] Tap, tap, tap, late into the night, Roastin’ trolls and haters, with all his piggy might. With every click and squeal, he fights the good fight, For his favorite wrestlers, he'll battle all night. [Chorus] Hog Wheels, Hog Wheels, rollin’ through the cyberdust, Defendin' AEW with a snort and trust. From his rural pigsty, to the global online scene, Hog Wheels is the hero of this wrestling dream. [Bridge] Dreamin’ of the ring, but fate had other plans, So he rolls through cyberspace, with his chubby hands. He might be a pig, but he’s got a lion’s heart, In the world of online wrestling, he's playin' his part. [Verse] In the quiet of the night, when all's said and done, Hog Wheels grunts in triumph, knowing he’s the one. With the dawn's early light, it’s back to the screen, Defending AEW, living his piggy dream.