Finny the Fish

Yo, picture this, a guppy named Finny, livin' in a tank Five-gallon crib, plastic castle, thought life was a prank Swimmin' circles, chasin' flakes, the usual routine 'Til he bumped some Dr. Dre, that's when his world turned mean Finny the Fish, he's a gangster now, fins gripped on a gat Swimmin' through the seaweed, wearin' a concrete hat Used to be scared of the net, now he's packin' heat Runnin' the whole aquarium, can't be beat He started small, extortin' snails for their algae stash Musclin' in on the tetras, makin' that quick cash Met a pufferfish named Snoop, blowin' bubbles, lookin' laid back Now they rollin' deep, with a crew of catfish, ain't no turnin' back Kendrick Lamar swam by, spittin' rhymes, flow so sick Said, "Finny, you a legend, man, your hustle is legit." Missy Elliott flipped it, reversed it, said, "Yo, this fish is fire!" The whole tank boppin', to their underwater empire Finny the Fish, he's a gangster now, fins gripped on a gat Swimmin' through the seaweed, wearin' a concrete hat Used to be scared of the net, now he's packin' heat Runnin' the whole aquarium, can't be beat The plecostomus, he tried to step, talkin' 'bout territory Finny pulled up on him, said "This ain't no sorority!" Bubble wars erupted, the tank was a bloody scene But Finny emerged victorious, the undisputed king supreme Finny the Fish, he's a gangster now, fins gripped on a gat Swimmin' through the seaweed, wearin' a concrete hat Used to be scared of the net, now he's packin' heat Runnin' the whole aquarium, can't be beat So next time you lookin' in that tank, all peaceful and serene Remember Finny the Fish, the gangster king, the ultimate mean machine He's runnin' the whole damn show, from the gravel to the filter And if you cross him, you'll be sleepin' with the fishes, quicker than you can twitter Word to your mother. Dre told him to hustle, Snoop showed him the game Finny the Fish, forever etched in the hall of fame. Yeah!