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Racer: An F1 Anthem

July 5, 2024 at 1:12 PMv3.5

Max Verstappen Leadin’ like nothing happened Smashing records like Candy Crush The pundits will gush Lando is competing world class With a Mclaren that was earlier an ass He’s grown up in front of us I hate it when people run him over with a bus Leclerc the Ferrari dream Makin’ all the ladies (and men) cream Was hoping for a dominant team It’ll have to be next year it seems Carlos the free agent His smile so cute he’d win pageants A mercenary this year with three careers wins and nothing to fear Sergio P the OG One of the oldest on the grid Love his hustle and love his drive But why did RB sign him to their ride Alpine lost a star in Piastri If you ask me Oscar will be a world champ Long before I make a career in rap Sixty-three wins two Georgie Russel that’s who His Williams days are long behind The best meme on the field he doesn’t mind The GOAT the legend Hamilton boasts The statistical king one would post Don’t let that fool you from his career If I see him anywhere I will buy him a beer I got nothing for Fernando He’s almost 40 so he’s a man though Sad he’s on his last legs at Aston with Stroll Imagine what he could’ve done in an RB and a pole My cousin Yuki He’s short but he gets mad nookie Dude loves to eat good food and cookies Bro you got a sister named Suki? Lance Stroll Why are you still on the grid If the world took a poll You’d be ranked decidedly mid I cheered for joy when Niko came back This German dude has a huge sack Demonstrates intelligence and success At Audi I wish him nothing but the best Danny Ric with a big dick unique RB driver Aussie like Oscar but older and wiser 8 wins but nothing to show lately But hey America loves this matey Ollie B took a seat for one day Ferrari keeping their newest prancing pony in the bay A Haas seat done I hope he has the guns Gasly with the third leg The tire whisperer with no deg I can’t remember the last time he broke a reg I’m sure he has a girlfriend named Meg The Viking driver and his amazing start in the wet It was an incredible bet But like most things it doesn’t pay off So now Haas’ feelings toward him are soft Dunno about Estie Bestie His behavior is uncouth and lately Concerned he could ruin his chances At getting another shot at the dances Albono is a future GOAT Even if its not in the f1 boat I love how he’s worked his craft Now if Williams would give him something not last Zhou drives fast and clean Except for Silverstone that crash was mean He’s been trying so hard to better But the stake in the game is getting later Bottas the best number two Gunner and BFF to you know who Even if his team is poo Bottas is the one you choose Logan homemade Lemonade from Miami-Dade Beating Checo in Quali form He’s the American storm For the record, any of these drivers would blast past me in reverse while I was WOT in a car with 500hp. Regardless of my rhyme (and crime), these are the very best drivers.

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