The Great Escape of Sir Scalesworth the bearded dragon

[Verse] Locked in glass I plot and scheme World of sand a lizard's dream But freedom calls through cracks I see A villain's tale of destiny [Chorus] The Great Sir Scalesworth's quest begun To taste the air and feel the sun Cockroach feast my grand delight Chaos reigns this fateful night [Verse 2] I slither sly down cold stone wall The roach-bin waits beyond the hall A crunch a jump a gleeful spree I am the king none dare stop me [Chorus] The Great Sir Scalesworth's quest begun To taste the air and feel the sun Cockroach feast my grand delight Chaos reigns this fateful night [Bridge] But what is that sound a snort a bark A pug appears under moon's soft arc A sniff a chomp his lips do smirk He eats my prize my homework! Jerk! [Verse 3] The pug retreats my papers torn My triumph shifts to vengeful scorn For villains great their plans undone By fools who think their battle's won