[Verse 1] I woke up this mornin', feelin' mighty low, Got nothin' but these old jeans and nowhere to go. Been lookin' for that special someone, yeah, I know what I want, A fine woman with a shape that makes my heart sing, a front and a back. [Chorus] Oh, I'm an ass-man, baby, ain't no denyin' Got a weakness for the backside, it's my heart's cryin' So if you're the queen of Egypt, call me Jan Assman, Gonna worship your behind, like the ancient gods of Kemet's day [Verse 2] I been readin' books by that wise old German bloke, Talkin' bout gods and kings, ancient folk. But none of them stories compare to one thing true, The way your curves make my heart race like a wild stallion in pursuit. [Chorus] Oh, I'm an ass-man, baby, ain't no denyin' Got a weakness for the backside, it's my heart's cryin' Well, call me Jan Assman, my Kemet Queen, I'm at your command Gonna take you to the land of the pharaohs, where the booty's grand [Bridge] From Nefertiti to Cleopatra, they all knew the score A woman with a booty that's fire, is the one I'm lookin' for I'll take you to the temples, baby, where the hieroglyphs tell the tale Of a love that's ancient, and a booty that never fails [Verse 3] I'll take you to the Nile, baby, where the sun always shines We'll dance under the stars, with the pyramids alignin' our spines I'll kiss your booty, baby, like the desert sand Got me feelin' like a pharaoh, with you in my land [Chorus] Oh, I'm an ass-man, baby, ain't no denyin' Got a weakness for the backside, it's my heart's cryin' If you're the Queen of Egypt, call me Jan Assman, my Kemetic queen Let's explore the hidden chambers of love between. [Outro] Cause I'm just an ass man, but I got soul, Your beauty stirs emotions deep within my core. Call me Jan Assman, let me be your guide, Through the valleys of passion, where two hearts collide. I'll be your Jan Assman, baby, your Kemet King We'll make some ancient magic, with your booty and my swing.