Woke up late, stomach’s growlin’ loud, Need a greasy plate, gotta make it proud! Toast is burnin’, kettle’s screamin’, Where’s me eggs? I must be dreamin’! Oi! Don’t gimme no yogurt or fruit, I want bacon, fried and brute! Hash browns crisp, black pud' too, Beans on me plate or I’ll start a coup! Full English Riot! Smash up the diet! Tea’s too weak? Gonna start a fight! Sausage rebellion, eggs goin’ mental, Breakfast ain’t posh, it’s existential! Some posh bloke says "Avocado’s best," Tell him straight—"Oi, give it a rest!" Gimme butter, slap it thick, Greasy spoon life, that’s the kick! Orange juice? Nah, pint o’ beer! Breakfast ain't breakfast without some cheer! Napkins? Nah, wipe me face on me sleeve, Food’s a revolution, best believe! Full English Riot! Smash up the diet! Tea’s too weak? Gonna start a fight! Sausage rebellion, eggs goin’ mental, Breakfast ain’t posh, it’s existential! Fry it up! Stir it up! Chuck it all in, I don’t give a—what?! If you don’t like it, off ya pop, This is BRITISH BREAKFAST PUNK—NON-STOP!