Quack!

[chorus, bass+baritone grunting] Quaaaaaaaaaaaack! (Quaaaaaack?) Quaaaaaaaaaaaack! Quaaaaaaaaaaaack! (Quack, quack.) Rub-ber DUUUUUUUUUUCK! (Quaaaaaaaack!) [Soprano solo, opera, adagio] Rub-rubber duck, (rub-ber duck, rub) Rub, rub my? (Oh, ah-oo my oh, oh, oh, my?) [Verse, baritone+bass grunting] Thermoplastic duck, Is an elastomer, When I push you squeak, Echoes in the night. [Soprano solo, opera, adagio] Squeak oh, holy duck, (rub-ber duck, rub) Squeak to my heart? (O, to my to my heart?) [Guitar solo] (Awoo-oh-ah-ooh!) [Rhythmic intermezzo, all instruments pizzicato] [chorus, men grunting] Quaaaaaaaaaaaack! (Quaaaaaack?) Quaaaaaaaaaaaack! Quaaaaaaaaaaaack! (Quack, quack.) Rub-ber DUUUUUUUUUUCK! (Quaaaaaaaack!) [Bridge, men grunting] Rubber duck, (Rubber duck!) In the bath, (Rubber duck!) Yellow bird, (Rubber duck!) You squeak! (Quaaaaack!) Rubber duck, (Rubber duck!) In my bed, (Rubber duck!) Yellow bird, (Rubber duck!) You squeak! (Quaaaaack!) Rubber duck, (Rubber duck!) In the sink, (Rubber duck!) Yellow bird, (Rubber duck!) You squeak! (Quaaaaack!) [chorus, men grunting] Quaaaaaaaaaaaack! (Quaaaaaack?) Quaaaaaaaaaaaack! Quaaaaaaaaaaaack! (Quack, quack.) Rub-ber DUUUUUUUUUUCK! (Quaaaaaaaack!) [Soprano, opera vocalizations, adagio] Rub-rubber duck, (rub-ber duck, rub) Rub, rub my? (Oh, ah-oo my oh, oh, oh, my?) Rub-rubber duck, (rub-ber duck, rub) Rub, rub my? (Oh, ah-oo my oh, oh, oh, my?) Rub-rubber duck, (rub-ber duck, rub) Rub, rub my? (Oh, ah-oo my oh, oh, oh, my?) [Baritone grunting solo a cappella] QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!! [End]