(Verse 1) Well, Michael and Ben, they talk stocks every day, Breaking down markets in their own kinda way. Michael’s got charts, Ben’s got the vibe, Together they keep the retail crowd alive. (Verse 2) Now Michael, he’s got a bone to pick, With those four little rings on an Audi stick. Says, “German-made junk, it’s a money pit,” Ben just laughs, says, “That’s your bit.” (Pre-Chorus) Ben says, “Eggs are twenty bucks, well, that’s just life,” Michael stares back like he’s seen a poltergeist. “Man, are you serious? That price is insane!” Ben shrugs it off like it’s pocket change. (Chorus) Ohhh, market’s up and the market’s down, Michael and Ben break it all down! Tech is flyin’, rates are high, Still rockin’ Hawaiian shirts, lookin’ real fly! (Verse 3) They got growth stocks, ETFs, bonds on deck, Ben says, “Go passive, man, just don’t stress.” Michael’s all in, checking wicks and lines, Ben’s like, “C’mon, man, let’s have a good time.” (Verse 4) They both agree on one thing for sure, Hawaiian shirts make a portfolio pure. "Yeah, Buffett would wear ‘em if he had the nerve," Gotta dress for success and a tropical curve. (Pre-Chorus) Ben calls Meta Facebook like it’s still ‘09, Michael rolls his eyes but lets it slide... this time. They talk about rates, they talk about trends, But they’ll never stop dunkin’ on Audi again. (Chorus) Ohhh, market’s up and the market’s down, Michael and Ben break it all down! Tech is flyin’, rates are high, Still rockin’ Hawaiian shirts, lookin’ real fly! (Bridge) (Final Chorus) Ohhh, tickers change, but the lessons stay, Listen to Animal Spirits every day! Michael hates Audis, Ben don’t mind, But Hawaiian shirts? Man, those are prime! (Outro ) So if you’re lost in the market, don’t know what to trade, Just sit back, relax, let the pod light the way. Michael and Ben, just press rewind, You’ll hear ‘em again, same place, same time.