[spoken word] HEY there, everybody! My name's Mister Tridds! And this is my song! [verse 1] Ohh, hey pal! I got quite a taste! if you think otherwise, then talk to the paste! Oh come on now, I mean no harm! now let's all go down to my Dingdong farm! YIPPEEEE! Welcome kids, to my Dingdong farm! here, I can cook you some chicken and parm! Oh wait, don't go there, you silly kids! you don't wanna know what's in my basement... [instrumental interlude] [verse 2] Come look, over here! my onion art, you'll shed a tear! look at my sheep, give them a sheer! Sharp objects are nothing to fear! I got some steak, give it a sear! here's a pear, here's a gear! You know, I had a show! it sadly got cancelled, though... [spoken word] Uh... where'd ya go? [instrumental interlude] [verse 3] Hey wait! Hey kids! Come back! you haven't even seen the corn cob track! no wait! not there! trust me! Don't go in my basement, you don't wanna- [spoken word] See... [verse 3] Now, look what you did. you looked in my basement. Now I'll have to give your necks a slitting treatment! Oh-well-oh-well! Goodnight you kids! I hope you had fun with good ol' Mis-ter Tridds!