Santa's Banging Ur Mom

[Verse 1 - Pure Christmas Sin] Deck the halls? Nah, I'm decking something else While your mama's got me jingling my bells Workshop ain't the only thing that's working late When I'm making mama's Christmas soul Gyrate Got more sack than just my presents know Making Santas Christmas spirit grow And grow and grow for a HO HO HO! Till she's speaking tongues in fresh-fallen snow Your mama's stocking ain't the only thing getting stuffed When Santa comes spanking bring it rough Rudolph's leading more than just my sleigh tonight While I'm giving mama pure North Pole pipe Been checking that list, making mama twitch She ain't getting coal - Santa's got that ick To make her Christmas morning come real quick While I'm sliding down her chimney, if you get my drift! [Chorus ] Santa'S Bringing More Than Toys! Making Mama Scream Some Noise! Christmas Coming More Than Once! When This Santa Brings The Blunts! Pole Ain'T Just For North No More! WHEN I'M KNOCKING AT HER DOOR! HO HO HO You Better Know! MAMA'S GETTING CHRISTMAS GLOW! [Verse 2 - Pure Christmas Freak] Your mama's cookies got me feeling real nice While I'm checking off that naughty list thrice Got her screaming "SANTA YES!" all night While shes getting North Pole pipe Mrs. Claus don't know about these midnight runs When I'm making all these mamas come Workshop empty but I'm still working late Making your mom Christmas dreams accelerate Into something pure divine When she's begging for Christmas time Got more magic than my sleigh can hold Making mama's Christmas story unfold Into chapters pure and sweet While I'm bringing that North Pole heat To every mama cross the land Making Christmas come firsthand! [Outro - Santa's Conquest] This ain't your normal Christmas story... When Santa's getting extra glory... Watch me slide down mama's chimney... Making Christmas extra freaky... HO HO OHHHHH... Sound of pure Christmas sin Sleigh bells and booty calls intensify