Languish in the Forum

[Verse] In the depths of screen-lit night Where words turn sharp And minds ignite A Canadian lawyer lays down law In Languish forums It's quite a draw [Verse 2] The elderly pedant With time to spare Corrects your grammar Punctuates the air Rightist man child Loud with might Spins 'round in circles Left from right [Chorus] Languish Where the words collide In digital shadows No place to hide Arguments that never cease In this forum You find no peace [Verse 3] The threads go long Pedantic blight Where every comma fuels a fight Nasty folks with venomed keys Typing out their prophecies [Verse 4] Shouting matches Online duels Logic traded amongst the fools An echo chamber Spite and glee In this forum No harmony [Chorus] Languish Where the words collide In digital shadows No place to hide Arguments that never cease In this forum You find no peace