Clickity Clack

(Verse 1) Well, I was sittin' on my porch, strummin' my woes, When I saw that Dell ad, just tickled my nose. Said, "Who needs a guiitar, when I got a Dell? I'll make me some music that'll cast a spell." (Chorus) Who needs a guiitar when I got a Dell? With its clickety-clack, I'll raise some hell. No need for strings, just a keyboard and a screen, I'll make those honky-tonk angels sing. ((Verse 2) I traded my truck for a sleek new machine, Said goodbye to my six-string, now that's just mean. I'll write me some tunes 'bout beer and bar fights, With my Dell by my side, I'll reach new heights. (Chorus) Who needs a guiitar when I got a Dell? With its clickety-clack, I'll raise some hell. No need for strings, just a keyboard and a screen, I'll make those honky-tonk angels sing. (Bridge) I'll type 'bout the girl who broke my heart, And the bartender who poured me a fresh start. With a boot on the table and a beer in my hand, I'll type out my troubles, make 'em understand. (Verse 3) Now the ladies, they flock to my digital sound, They say, "Who needs a cowboy when Dell's around?" I'll serenade 'em with pixels and bytes, And dance 'round the fire of neon lights. (Chorus) Who needs a guiitar when I got a Dell? With its clickety-clack, I'll raise some hell. No need for strings, just a keyboard and a screen, I'll make those honky-tonk angels sing. (Outro) So here's to my Dell, my trusty ol' friend, Helping me write songs from beginning to end. Who needs a guiitar when I got a Dell? With its clickety-clack, I'll ring that country bell.