
On yeah on husband number one, We got an island in the sun, I made the rent, an he paid none - So when I was done with all his shit I just took out a mob hit On his sorry ass and split Cos I married for the merits! On husband number two I thought I'd start anew An island just for two, we thought our love would be so true... But when it came to money, Oh of course he had none honey, So I shot him in the head And I left his ass for dead Shoulda married for the merits On partner number three A fresh new start for me A nice new take on life, I thought I'd try it with a wife It lasted less than half an hour before shit turned sour Barbie lookin bitch was really into white power So another hit later I'm a real marriage hater Cos I married for the merits On partner number four It's been three times before its the last time I'm doing this shit, not doing it no more I kinda want my space... I think this mans a bore So I called a hit upon him and I ran out of the door Cos I married for the merits.
2 Comments
TepidDemigorgon831 5w ago
I haven't laughed so hard. Coz it's true lol.
Nyoei 5w ago
Thank you, this one was done for Tanarra :D
PersuasiveConductor1320 10w ago
Absolutely loving this jam! Thanks, Ny! ♥