Muscles and Code: Chad's Story

[Verse 1] Chad walks in, looking so cool, Muscles flexed like he owns the pool. The girls all stare, they can’t deny, He’s got the charm and that “coder guy” vibe. He talks the talk, they think he’s great, Successful and sharp, they can’t relate. But deep inside, Chad’s got a flaw, He’s still learning, still in awe. [Chorus] All the girls love Chad the Coder, Muscles and charm, the ultimate poser. They think he’s the boss, the one who knows it all, But Chad’s just trying to catch up, feeling small. They see success, but don’t know the fight, He’s the junior coder, learning day and night. [Verse 2] He hits the gym, every day at dawn, They think he’s perfect, a rising icon. Code on the surface, looking so slick, But Chad’s still stuck on a for-loop trick. He fakes his way through meetings and calls, While hiding behind his impressive biceps and walls. They laugh at his jokes, think he’s the one, But Chad’s just hoping he’s not undone. [Chorus] All the girls love Chad the Coder, Muscles and charm, the ultimate poser. They think he’s the boss, the one who knows it all, But Chad’s just trying to catch up, feeling small. They see success, but don’t know the fight, He’s the junior coder, learning day and night. [Bridge] He’s reading docs and cracking the code, Getting by with some Google mode. His commits are shaky, the code still a mess, But he’s hiding the truth, doing his best. The gym’s his escape, where he feels so grand, But inside at work, it’s hard to understand. “Maybe one day, they’ll see the real me,” But for now, he’s just pretending to be free. [Verse 3] One day he’ll learn and show them the way, But for now, it’s just pushing through each day. They don’t know that the code is his fight, He’s hoping one day he’ll get it right. But for now, he’s Chad, the guy they adore, With muscles and charm and so much more. They think he’s the king of the coder scene, While Chad’s just trying to learn the routine. [Chorus] All the girls love Chad the Coder, Muscles and charm, the ultimate poser. They think he’s the boss, the one who knows it all, But Chad’s just trying to catch up, feeling small. They see success, but don’t know the fight, He’s the junior coder, learning day and night. [Outro] So here’s to Chad, the man with the look, Trying to fit in, trying to cook. They see the surface, the flashy side, But deep inside, Chad’s along for the ride.