Opening:

Opening: Ratz maher kedei leharchiv od lira, U'mitchanen le-fakach – kedei lachsok t'ha-lira Cholem al eizeh rega shel nachat, Az mityashev mul masach ha-televiziyah, Oseh sheket ba-bayit, Mefached lehartiach Nes… Rak shelo titrate'ach alai gam hi achshav, lifnei ha-perek. Verse 1: Ve'harei ha-chadashot, Ha-memshala ro'eshet, aval lama li hi lo toremet??? Od tirutz mechurtat shel ed ba-mishpat, She-nimrach ve-nimtach – le-zman bli yedi'ua. Va'ani? Mefached livchor bein tar'ala le-tavhala – Ki od ye'ashimu oti be-bgida ba-mdina. Az ani bore'ach – Betach Tzeitlin hotzi od perek, Ulai nishma ma yechadesh ha-pam Doktor Barent. Achi, hadlik t'ha-sigariya, hatzit t'ha-dimyon, Ze holech lihiyot perek esh shel bilbul le-chol ha-hegyon. Chorus: Doctor Dan Shayon – ata shuv mafri'a… Od lo hikranu shura – ve'ata shuv ofi'a. Lo higashta neyar, lo katavta teoriyah – Aval eich-she-hu – tamid ata mafri'a la-poenta. Verse 2: T'ha-emet? Ein li to'ar, gam lo diploma, Aval barur la-kol she-yesh potensiyal. Az be-natayim medaber kmo chol, ve-ein kesef le'echol. Aval ani met al ha-profesor – Ki mi ani she-achalok al torat ha-hegyon. Ve-hem omrim "Rabi Akiva katav t'ha-Mishna?" Ta'ut! Ze bichlal yibuh mi-China! "Ani," madgish ha-profesor, "Lo konspirator, rak aniach po be-sheket: Ma im kol ha-Torah – ze konspiratzia min ha-smol?" Chorus: Doctor Dan Shayon – ata shuv mafri'a… Od lo gamarnu pasuk – ve'ata kvar mezia. Lo katavta sefer, lo hofata im tema, Aval eich-she-hu – tamid ata ze she-kulam tzrichim lishmo'a. Verse 3: Amru she-ha-Mikdash haya bichlal tzfonit la-Kinneret, Ulai ba-Bashan? Nireh im nosif od perek?? Ve-ha-Gemara? Tov, ze kvar yadua – Ze ibud shel Sa'adia, o shel Hussein Obama… Ve-ha-profesor mechayech – "Ulai machar asbir lecha she-eincha yode'a… tov chavreha…" Rega, rega, rega, ani matchil lehishtage'a. Az Rabi Meir rak he'etik mi-Rabi Chanina, Ve-Rav Una asa lo una – Az eich notzar ha-sefer, ba-kantina? Chorus: Doctor Dan Shayon – ata shuv mafri'a… Od lo he'avarnu daf – ve'ata kvar maftia. Lo natata makor, lo nimakta madu'a, Aval eich-she-hu – tamid ata – ze she-mefarek t'ha-te'orya… Verse 4: Ahhh ve-ha-zman, chachacha… Hu mamash lo line'ari – ze harei yadua. Hineh ha-Telegram oved li – be-ofen dai kavua. Ve-Sanhedrin? Hitzchaktem et saba – Ze bichlal hayta agada shumerit, She-gunva lanu la-historia. Az ma nish'ar lanu dai kavua?? Machar ani mavtiach – Yihiyeh od perek magniv She-lo yadatem alav me'uma… Rak ani mekaveh – She-Dan lo yafria. Dan Shayon (angry): "...Tov chavreha… ulai… dai…"