The Clog V2

First of all... Y'all know what's boutta go down (ahaha) ...Or not, since this song is about me cloggin' the mothafuckin' toilet. Less gooo! Three years ago I was'a seventy two. just kiddin', y'all buggin, I was like twenty or somethin'. I was at a nice party with a real pretty girl (thas right), Her name was Lila, and my uh, she had a helluva class. (ass!) Now Lila knew all my mates from the block, but I thought I was special, since she said she wanted my... clock! She asked me 'boy what time is it?' And my gut told it was near time to shit. So I gave her an apology, told her I'll be a minute, just a little bit of time to sort out my manly things. She giggled, said 'alright, don't be too long hunny!' and gave me a wink. Kinda gave me a moment, to really make me think. (yuh) And so I rushed my ass to the nearest restroom. [snare clap] Now this party, man it was bangin'! There was a DJ, housewife, ghostbusters and the like! I was greatful for all the noise, cuz when I sat down to poo, oh boy oh boy. I sounded like one of them kid's fart button toys. (yow!) 'Couple minutes later, I felt so relieved. I lost five pounds in that bathroom that day (yuh huh). As I flushed, washed my hands, and left, I went right up to Lila and said 'hey girl, wanna dance?' Before she could reciprocate, or whatever, y'know, take the bait, there was a rumblin' sound! O lawd, mah god, that really gave her a scare! She came close to me and said, 'who, what, when, where!?' And in the bathroom, down the hall, came a brown gushin' stream that smelled like the worst of me (pee-yew)! So I made her look away. My voice quiverin', I told everyone 'get away!' (away!) As everyone ran out, the house was filled with stank! Really, my dudes, it sure was quite rank! I stomped into the bathroom, my Jordans all wet, and reached for the plunger that would soon save the day. Rememberin' an unfortunate incident from my smelly sister a while back, I re-used my skills (my skills!) and plunged into the black. And soon, 'few minutes, the flood was no more. The carpet was all wet- sure an eyesore. I ran out the house, plunger in hand, and man, oh man, they started to cheer! Ain't nobody felt no more fear! Lila ran up to me, not even carin' bout my stank, hugged me real hard and said 'I thought you was gone!' And I shook my head, happy it hadn't leaked to tha' lawn. (that shit's real manicured y'know) The end, the end, that's what this is now, Hope you enjoyed my brown hero story (shiiit.) Remember when you sit down to lay, your smelly poo of doom at yo' crushes party, always look to see if it truly flushed (flushed). (Thas enough'a me tonight. see y'all, good night.)