
Optimising, Optimising
[verse] I've gotta optimise the generator. Optimise the building of the map. (oooh) I need to make it all a bit quicker, So the player doesn't need a short nap. The generator's taking ages, (so long) I'm not sure that I know quite why, (oh, why) So I'll tweak the settings and type more code, Until it races once again. (optimised) [chorus] Optimising. Optimising. Speed it up, I'm really trying. Optimising. Optimising. Wherever there are tweaks, I'll prod. To help the code fulfil it's job, I'll optimise it better. (ooh ooh, optimising) I'll optimise it. [break] [alt-verse] (rap) Tweak at the engine until it goes faster, Smash at the code with a speedy-go blaster. Hammer it home to reduce all the waste, And explore all the bits to make space. Space in the system to fit in more tasks, Like working out keys and which enemies pass. Lock all the doors and let enemies spawn, From the places you wish they had never been born. [break] [chorus] Optimising. Optimising. Speed it up, I'm really trying. Optimising. Optimising. Wherever there are tweaks, I'll prod. To help the code fulfil it's job, I'll optimise it better. (ooh ooh, optimising) I'll optimise it. [break] [bridge] (spoken) I just ate an entire packet of Ginger Nut biscuits. I had them with a coffee whilst I was writing today's blog. I probably should have only eaten two or three biscuits (four or five at the most) But the entire packet vanished in the time it took to write the silly blog. I'm a greedy greedy blogger, yes I am [break] [key change] [chorus] Optimising. Optimising. Speed it up, I'm really trying. Optimising. Optimising. Wherever there are tweaks, I'll prod. To help the code fulfil it's job, I'll try my best to optimise it all a little better.
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