Eleven Days of Horniness

[Chorus: Quartet] On the first day of horniness, my true love gave to me, A blowjob under the Christmas tree! [Verse 1: Baritone] On the second day of horniness, my true love gave to me, Two pairs of handcuffs and a blowjob under the tree! [Verse 2: Tenor] On the third day of horniness, my true love gave to me, Three dirty movies, two pairs of handcuffs, and a blowjob under the tree! [Verse 3: Bass] On the fourth day of horniness, my true love gave to me, Four kinky toys, three dirty movies, two pairs of handcuffs, and a blowjob under the tree! [Verse 4: Lead] On the fifth day of horniness, my true love gave to me, Five... golden showers! (Wooo!) Four kinky toys, three dirty movies, two pairs of handcuffs, and a blowjob under the tree! [Chorus: Quartet] On the sixth day of horniness, my true love gave to me, Six whips a-crackin', five golden showers! Four kinky toys, three dirty movies, two pairs of handcuffs, and a blowjob under the tree! [Verse 5: Baritone] On the seventh day of horniness, my true love gave to me, Seven swings a-swingin’, six whips a-crackin', five golden showers! Four kinky toys, three dirty movies, two pairs of handcuffs, and a blowjob under the tree! [Verse 6: Tenor] On the eighth day of horniness, my true love gave to me, Eight strap-ons a-buzzin’, seven swings a-swingin’, six whips a-crackin', five golden showers! Four kinky toys, three dirty movies, two pairs of handcuffs, and a blowjob under the tree! [Verse 7: Bass] On the ninth day of horniness, my true love gave to me, Nine balls a-bouncin’, eight strap-ons a-buzzin’, seven swings a-swingin’, six whips a-crackin', five golden showers! Four kinky toys, three dirty movies, two pairs of handcuffs, and a blowjob under the tree! [Verse 8: Lead] On the tenth day of horniness, my true love gave to me, Ten nipple clamps, nine balls a-bouncin’, eight strap-ons a-buzzin’, seven swings a-swingin’, six whips a-crackin', five golden showers! Four kinky toys, three dirty movies, two pairs of handcuffs, and a blowjob under the tree! [Verse 9: Baritone] On the eleventh day of horniness, my true love gave to me, Eleven sexy poses, ten nipple clamps, nine balls a-bouncin’, eight strap-ons a-buzzin’, seven swings a-swingin’, six whips a-crackin', five golden showers! Four kinky toys, three dirty movies, two pairs of handcuffs, and a blowjob under the tree! [Verse 10: Tenor] On the twelfth day of horniness, my true love gave to me, Twelve mimosas for breakfast, eleven sexy poses, ten nipple clamps, nine balls a-bouncin’, eight strap-ons a-buzzin’, seven swings a-swingin’, six whips a-crackin', five golden showers! Four kinky toys, three dirty movies, two pairs of handcuffs, and a blowjob under the tree!